Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Have mops, will travel...

I have a new cleaning service! And the best part....they work for cheap!! They accept graham crackers or vanilla wafers as payment.

"Okay, what's up with all these lousy dust bunnies under your stove, lady? Do you have a house full of dirty kids or what?"


"Hey partner, looks like we're gonna need to attack this mess double time...good thing we're twins....here, you take the dust pan while I sweep up all this mess...the people who live here are pigs...it's gonna take us hours to peel all these stickers off the shelves too...I'll need to ask for an extra graham cracker today for sure".


"Whistle while you work...la, la, la, la, la, la...."


"I've been sweeping for a whole 5 minutes already and I'm wiped out....gotta go with the one-handed sweeping method to give my arms a break"



"Oh wait, Yo Gabba Gabba just came on the tv....this seems like a good time to take a much-needed break....I just love Foofa...she's always so happy"



"Honestly, how do these people get spider webs in the wierdest places?"



"Yo bro, I found a really cool way to use the swiffer...and, get this, it doubles as a dumbell...so I mop, lift, mop, lift....I'm gonna have biceps the size of Popeye's when I'm done with this house"

"Don't the boss's kids know how to clean their toys up? Geez, can you say 'spoiled kids'? We're really earning our pay today"

"All this sweeping and mopping has made me thirsty. I'm gonna sneak a sip of this here snapple and hopefully our boss won't notice. This could cost me a vanilla wafer or two".


15 comments:

kristi said...

Cute crew!

Joy said...

They're getting so big! They're adorable!

Hajar said...

SWEET! They're adorable little dust bunny police!

Lana said...

Cute post! Well done! Um... When they're done over there, can you send them this way? Don't have any graham crackers, but I could wrangle up a strawberry fig bar or 2... :)

Christine said...

TOO CUTE!! Maybe they can come teach my lil guy the art of Domestic Engineering. lol

ParentingPink said...

OMG! Love it! Can you please send your cleaning crew over here when they're done? Tell them I also have chocolate milk & Yo Gabba Gabba!

Very cool you have your MA in Psychology too! Now we can compare notes :-)

Kim said...

I believe this is why we have 4 kids, isn't it?! To clean the house for us? Now if they'll just learn how to cook . . . And a little help with the laundry would be nice!

mrsbear said...

I could use them around here. lol. Are they available for rental? I'll even bake a batch of cookies from scratch.

MAMA CEO said...

Absolutely adorable! If you ever need an afternoon off, I'm sure that my house could use a little cleaning!

motheringmymiraclemultiples said...

can you send them to my house next???

Just adorable....

Nina said...

How funny! Don't you just love the little helpers.

I have tagged you on my blog for a MeMe Award. :)

Elizabeth Channel said...

I love the stickers all over the cabinets! I've got Waldo stickers all over my leather furniture right now. At least it hides the permanent marker drawings....

They are so sweet!

Tara @ Feels like home said...

What a cute cleaning crew you've got. I wonder if they'll always be so eager. :)

Kate said...

This is a great blog! At first I didn't see you on the list at Comment Club. I'm so glad I didn't go forever without putting you on my list. I can't believe you had two sets of twins! You will have tons of slave labor available to you once they get older...oh wait, children aren't supposed to be bred for slave labor? sometimes I forget. I'll see ya later.

Stacey said...

Too cute! When I was little, my grandma was my regular babysitter when my parents had their date night. My grandma was a clean freak and I wanted to be just like her. I followed her around with my own broom so much that she cut down that normal sized broom that was twice my height so that it was more manageable for me. I think she might still have that pint-sized broom somewhere in her house. LOL.

I figure that if the children are alive when my husband gets home at the end of the day, I've done my job.

----Roseanne Barr



 
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