'you're life is almost over'! That is so funny!

Wow-bet you didn't know you were a police officer!

hahaha, I like the "your life is almost over"

I always think back to when we told the older boys we were pregnant.
The look of horror on their faces, the eyes popping out of their heads.
Daniels classic comment. Your too old to have sex mom. You have WHITE hair under all that dye! Old people don't do things like that!
Jeremiah, died from laughing, after the initial shock, and my classic comment to Daniel.

JUST BECAUSE THEIRS SNOW ON THE ROOF, DOESN"T MEAN THERE ISN'T A FIRE IN THE FURNACE!

They didn't get it until just recently! (6.5 years later) LOL.
Daniel came to me and said, MOM, you're shady, you and dad.. that's NASTY.

I don't know why your post made me think of that. Maybe it's the your life is almost over comment from Bella. LOL

You made my morning!

I LOVE this post...kids are so funny..

It's a great way to start the day when you're told you're bossy and have one foot in the grave. Sheesh.

Kids. Can't live with them, can remember everything embarrassing they've done to get them back when they are older by telling their spouses.

That is funny. You are so smart to document such conversations for futre use!

Hehe! Kids are so funny:0)

hilarious, gotta love them!!!!!!

Your life is almost over, eh? Something tells me you've got many, many years left of being insulted by your kids ; )

Your kids are hilarious!

Who knew being "growed up" was the equivalent of "your life is almost over"? Yikes! :)

So much for my plans for my second career. Damn it. I didn't know about that horn rule.

SNARF!!!

Kids really do say the darnedest things.

How funny, they are both so clever! Love the you can't grow a horn on your head!!

rotf at your daughter's last comment!

And how nice would it be to fly around like a unicorn and hang out with elves and paint rainbows?

Actually, I think I did that back in college. I believe there might have been some illegal enhancements involved. I can't remember.

Funny on our kids perceptions of us! Your bossy?? I am afraid to think what me kids think about me! Thanks for the laugh! If your life is almost over, then I must be dead! hahahahah

your kids are so sharp it's amazing. Nothing like a little kid honesty to make you feel your age. *L*

What a great imagination Bella has. Who wouldn't want to hang out with the lucky charms guys and paint rainbows. :*)

So sorry to hear that, Helene.

Have you made your funeral arrangements yet?

LOL! kids are so funny.

But it sounds so sweet when they say these things:) LOL!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

My girl would have encouraged the growth of a horn on my head, if only to hide the wrinkles that freak her out.

Oh no! Hilarious. So my dreams of being a unicorn and hanging with the lucky charms guy are pretty much dead in the water...I hate that my life is almost over. I think I'm going to go choose a dying hole...

helen,
that was hysterical! but with two sets of twins i am sure you will have many more funny things to remember... just write them all down... so when your life is "really over" not now (lol) you will be able to look back over all of this and smile!
hugs,
shelley
ps every "great" mom is a lil bit bossy! it comes with the job! lol

Kids, don't you just want to smack, I mean love them. ;)

Oh no! Your life is almost over! Thats not good. Funny though. as long as its not true :)

GAH! I just spit my water out reading that. Your kids are hysterical!

Kids say the darndest things!! Your life is almost over....

Kids! But without them, what would we blog about?

LOL! Crap... I guess I better get movin' on my dream to become a unicorn! Especially since I'm almost dead. lol

Love it!

I love bossing people around too!

LOL! Brutal kids! :D I love what they want to be when they grow up. Just wish for them to be parents so you can get some paybacks.. :D