Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Deep thoughts...with Cole and Bella

Still knee-deep in mortar and arguing with Tim about which tile should go where...but Cole and Bella have had some deep thoughts lately so I thought I'd share.

From Bella:

1) I don't like babies. Babies are mean and they smell. And they cry way too much.

2) I can do the monkey bars at the park now. It hurts my hands though.

3) I'm never having babies.

4) My favorite letter of the alphabet is "B". Can you guess why?

5) My favorite colors are black, pink, purple, white, red, blue, turqoise, orange, brown and orangish-red. Pretty much every color in America. Did you know that red is rojo in Spanish?

6) I do NOT fart all the time. Just some of the time, like when I'm in the bathroom. But that's where you're supposed to fart so it's okay.

7) I have sparkly shoes like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. I click them three times but I never go anywhere like she does.

8) 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 + 2 = 4. There you go. That's how many kids we have in our family.

9) The next holiday is Easter. No, wait, it's St Patrick's Day but I like Easter better because I get candy. And I like bunnies.

10) Everyone calls me "Peanut". Sometimes they call me "Nutty" for short. I wish everyone would just call me Bella....or Jennifer.

From Cole:

1) I like dinosaurs.

2) My favorite dinosaur is a stegosaurus. It used to be a T-rex until I saw Jurassic Park. They're kind of mean.

3) Bella farts all the time and tries to blame me.

4) Sometimes when I sleep at night, I hear noise. I think it might be the man in the moon asking me when the sun is going to come up so he can go to sleep...or it could just be the heater coming on.

5) Cats are friendly. But some aren't.

6) I hope my mom will make macaroni and cheese for dinner tonight. Not the Kraft kind, but the real kind with the big rectangle of yellow cheese.*

7) My favorite letter is "C" because my name starts with "C". You know what else starts with the letter "C"? Candy does. Cole and candy. Candy and Cole. I like the way that sounds.

8) My favorite color is blue because it has more colors than the other colors. I also like orange and green but not as much as blue.

9) Bella wants to go to the park but I don't. Too bad for her.

10) I used to like apple juice but now I don't. And I used to like Flinstone vitamins but now I don't. There are a lot of things I don't like anymore...probably because I'm growing up.

* The real kind of cheese he's referring to is Velveeta. Shhhhhh...it's real cheese in our house.

Care to share what your deep thought for today is?

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56 comments:

Imjustagirl said...

Those are very cute!!

Screwed Up Texan said...

Wow, your kids think exactly like me. Farts, Velveeta and all.

zookeeperjess said...

LOL I just love their little conversations!! Always makes me smile!

BigSis said...

These are all hysterical, but I wish everyone would just call me Bella....or Jennifer. That makes me snort!

kristi said...

Me and TC are the farters in our family, Hubs and Sara are so proper!
TC hates babies too because they poop on themselves!

Cute list!

Booklover1212 said...

Farting in the bathroom is ok...LOL!!! She is way too cute!!!

Love how Cole gets all upset because Bella blames her farts on him.

Oh - gotta love kids!!! Too cute!!!

~ Jennifer

The Mother said...

What? No grandkids?

Heather said...

Their deep thoughts are hilarious!

Gisela said...

My kids think I'm crazy because I'm laughing so hard over here. Love the random thoughts!

Nezzy said...

Deeply hilarious thoughts from those too. Where the heck did ...or call me Jennifer come from with Bella. Middle name or wishful thinkin'?
How can you stand the comic relief in your house??? Heeeheehe!

Have a fantastically blessed day, sweetie! Wishin' ya'll luck on the remodel. :o)

Brooke said...

i'm with bella on the baby thing. and cole on the dinosaur thing. smart kids!

The Boob Nazi said...

Babies are mean!!! haha no. Why does she think babies are mean?!?

High On Craft said...

Aren't kids hilarious? I love Cole's "too bad for her" remark.

Lauren said...

I love that one where Bella talks about farting, and then Cole follows it up by accusing her of doing it and then blaming it on him! Those two are so hilarious and cute! :D

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Love those!! I got a speeding ticket this morning taking the kids to school. My son...now you are going to go to jail and who is going to take us to school? I told him they don't take mommies to jail for speeding tickets...just little boys.

Eva Gallant said...

Those are priceless!

Kristina P. said...

Bella is my new favorite person! She hates babies too!

Lana@The Kids Did WHAT?! said...

Bella - I am so with you regarding Easter. Mmmm, candy!!

Cole - Blue is my favourite colour too; I love all the different shades!

Jenny said...

Too funny! Where did Bella get the name Jennifer from? That's hilarious!

LucidLilith said...

Kids say the darndest things. But I must say, Cole does sound quite grown up. And Bella should know farting is normal. Except in front of other people.

Shell said...

Your kids are a riot!

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

I'm with Cole, candy RULES!!!

Thanks so much for the smile, Helene!

Michelle said...

SO cute. I especially liked Coles. Because he likes some things but not all of that thing. LOL

Ms Bibi said...

Your kids are hoot.

Bella kills me with clicking her ruby slippers and going nowhere,lol. You should just call her Jennifer.

Cole and Candy....Candy and Cole, I like the way that sounds too.

sandandstarfish said...

I can't wait to be able to start writing things like this... I almost teared up when I asked gck-1 the other day why she was crying and she said "cause." it was the first time she'd actually said that word and it was just too cute. she's a long way from wanting to be called jennifer ;) but i can wait for her to grow up :)

Momma Fargo said...

How cute! That made me smile! Thanks for sharing!

S Club Mama said...

Your son is going to marry a girl named Candy, just watch. He likes the way it sounds, mom!

Kaleena said...

Just popping in to say hi:) I've been reading your posts, just haven't felt like commenting much lately:( I'm such a slacker! Soory you didn't find that dream home you've been searching for, but good luck with turning your current home into that dream home! You can do it:)

Kim said...

That is really funny stuff! This is a little repetitive from my blog, but the other morning I was completely out of patience with my son. While I was walking around grumbling about how hard my life is he looked at me and sang, "Happy dirtday to you!" It snapped me out of my bad mood in a hurry.

Thanks for the laugh today!

shortmama said...

When my kids are driving me nuts I try clicking my slippers together to escape too...but usually I just get looked at weird.

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

All I have to say to you is this:

They are SO FLIPPING cute when they are young and then they grow up to be 10 like my girl. Eeek!

LAst week she loved violet. So this week I bought her a violet shirt and she hates violet now.

I have no deep thoughts for today - oh yes wait - I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough and Gosh Darn It, People Like Me!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Cole has really thought through the man on the moon thing. I can see that he's going to be one of those kids that writes an Oscar winning movie in just one day!

I'm disappointed that sparkly shoes don't take me anywhere either.

The Lane Family said...

I love this, it is so funny. I am never amazed anymore what they come up..I just write it down to share someday with them :)

I love how Bella tells how many kids are in your family that is so funny and the fart thing..kids are so funny about the whole bodily function thing and also SOOO gross.

As for the Mac and Cheese...velveeta is a real food group in our house as well :)

Jenna said...

They are too sweet, I just love children's random thoughts.

My Deep Thought is: why when I am watching biggest loser am I so tempted to make a big bowl of ice cream or popcorn????

Jenni Jiggety said...

Wait? Velveeta isn't real cheese????

Those were cute!

Wendy said...

Velveeta is REAL cheese in our house, too! And it makes the best maccaroni (or maccis, as we call them) and cheese. MMmmmm, now I want some!

I love listening to kids. They have a wonderful outlook on things and just tell you how it is! Those were great, thanks for sharing!!

Alicia said...

They are just sooooo cute, smart, and witty!!!!

LOL @ the Velveeta cheese!!!

Momma Such said...

That is funny! My kids are always saying some pretty funny stuff too. Gotta love them! :)

Frugal Vicki said...

HA! I love the man in the moon comment!
I have an award for you today!

Rhaven said...

I love those! I love how Cole said Bella farts and blames him. TYpical! =)

Hope everything is going well!!!

Kitty said...

too cute!

Carly said...

Jennifer... Too Funny ....LOL

Clueless_Mama said...

I love the farting comments from both of them. That is so funny:)

Sharlene said...

Helene thank you SO MUCh for posting about the photo contest on your blog. You are just plain awesome! Also- tell Jennifer I really liked her list.

debi9kids said...

Could it be that Cole is hearing Bella fart at night????

DysFUNctional Mom said...

You know that Cole is going to grow up and marry a stripper named Candy, right?
This cracked me up as always! Do you have to write this down or do you have an amazing memory?

Merri Ann said...

Didn't anyone have a deep thought of the day?

Mine is ... Stop messing with the time ... why are we still changing the clocks forward and back?

That's about as deep as I get.

I'm still a fan of the farting Bella ... her and I would get along great ...

Erin said...

Please tell me that Bella learned "rojo" from watching Dora. Because if you are teaching two sets of twins foreign languages/to be bilingual, I think we maybe can't be friends anymore.

My girls also have several favorite colors.

And I love that you use Velveeta! WOOHOOO!

Creative Junkie said...

My youngest had those sparkly red shoes too, but no matter how much I tried, I could not cram them onto my feet and click the heels together.

Rocketgurl said...

Ha! Deep thoughts!? I love "I wish people just call me Bella... Or Jennifer??? Ha! Is Jennifer her middle name?

Twins Squared said...

Those are so cute! You are going to be so glad that you have written all this down one day!

Twins Squared said...

Those are so cute! You are going to be so glad that you have written all this down one day!

2wired2tired.com said...

Those two are just so funny. You'll be so happy you recorded all these quotes down when they get older and you can all look back and laugh.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

or Jennifer? WTH?

Liz @ Sugarplum Creations said...

No babies for Bella, got it. :)

angelpeach838 said...

Kids are great! I've been meaning to get hopping on documenting some of the things mine says. Love the man on the moon comment :)

I figure that if the children are alive when my husband gets home at the end of the day, I've done my job.

----Roseanne Barr



 
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