From Bella:
1) I don't like babies. Babies are mean and they smell. And they cry way too much.
2) I can do the monkey bars at the park now. It hurts my hands though.
3) I'm never having babies.
4) My favorite letter of the alphabet is "B". Can you guess why?
5) My favorite colors are black, pink, purple, white, red, blue, turqoise, orange, brown and orangish-red. Pretty much every color in America. Did you know that red is rojo in Spanish?
6) I do NOT fart all the time. Just some of the time, like when I'm in the bathroom. But that's where you're supposed to fart so it's okay.
7) I have sparkly shoes like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. I click them three times but I never go anywhere like she does.
8) 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 + 2 = 4. There you go. That's how many kids we have in our family.
9) The next holiday is Easter. No, wait, it's St Patrick's Day but I like Easter better because I get candy. And I like bunnies.
10) Everyone calls me "Peanut". Sometimes they call me "Nutty" for short. I wish everyone would just call me Bella....or Jennifer.
From Cole:
1) I like dinosaurs.
2) My favorite dinosaur is a stegosaurus. It used to be a T-rex until I saw Jurassic Park. They're kind of mean.
3) Bella farts all the time and tries to blame me.
4) Sometimes when I sleep at night, I hear noise. I think it might be the man in the moon asking me when the sun is going to come up so he can go to sleep...or it could just be the heater coming on.
5) Cats are friendly. But some aren't.
6) I hope my mom will make macaroni and cheese for dinner tonight. Not the Kraft kind, but the real kind with the big rectangle of yellow cheese.*
7) My favorite letter is "C" because my name starts with "C". You know what else starts with the letter "C"? Candy does. Cole and candy. Candy and Cole. I like the way that sounds.
8) My favorite color is blue because it has more colors than the other colors. I also like orange and green but not as much as blue.
9) Bella wants to go to the park but I don't. Too bad for her.
10) I used to like apple juice but now I don't. And I used to like Flinstone vitamins but now I don't. There are a lot of things I don't like anymore...probably because I'm growing up.
* The real kind of cheese he's referring to is Velveeta. Shhhhhh...it's real cheese in our house.
Care to share what your deep thought for today is?
56 comments:
Those are very cute!!
Wow, your kids think exactly like me. Farts, Velveeta and all.
LOL I just love their little conversations!! Always makes me smile!
These are all hysterical, but I wish everyone would just call me Bella....or Jennifer. That makes me snort!
Me and TC are the farters in our family, Hubs and Sara are so proper!
TC hates babies too because they poop on themselves!
Cute list!
Farting in the bathroom is ok...LOL!!! She is way too cute!!!
Love how Cole gets all upset because Bella blames her farts on him.
Oh - gotta love kids!!! Too cute!!!
~ Jennifer
What? No grandkids?
Their deep thoughts are hilarious!
My kids think I'm crazy because I'm laughing so hard over here. Love the random thoughts!
Deeply hilarious thoughts from those too. Where the heck did ...or call me Jennifer come from with Bella. Middle name or wishful thinkin'?
How can you stand the comic relief in your house??? Heeeheehe!
Have a fantastically blessed day, sweetie! Wishin' ya'll luck on the remodel. :o)
i'm with bella on the baby thing. and cole on the dinosaur thing. smart kids!
Babies are mean!!! haha no. Why does she think babies are mean?!?
Aren't kids hilarious? I love Cole's "too bad for her" remark.
I love that one where Bella talks about farting, and then Cole follows it up by accusing her of doing it and then blaming it on him! Those two are so hilarious and cute! :D
Love those!! I got a speeding ticket this morning taking the kids to school. My son...now you are going to go to jail and who is going to take us to school? I told him they don't take mommies to jail for speeding tickets...just little boys.
Those are priceless!
Bella is my new favorite person! She hates babies too!
Bella - I am so with you regarding Easter. Mmmm, candy!!
Cole - Blue is my favourite colour too; I love all the different shades!
Too funny! Where did Bella get the name Jennifer from? That's hilarious!
Kids say the darndest things. But I must say, Cole does sound quite grown up. And Bella should know farting is normal. Except in front of other people.
Your kids are a riot!
I'm with Cole, candy RULES!!!
Thanks so much for the smile, Helene!
SO cute. I especially liked Coles. Because he likes some things but not all of that thing. LOL
Your kids are hoot.
Bella kills me with clicking her ruby slippers and going nowhere,lol. You should just call her Jennifer.
Cole and Candy....Candy and Cole, I like the way that sounds too.
I can't wait to be able to start writing things like this... I almost teared up when I asked gck-1 the other day why she was crying and she said "cause." it was the first time she'd actually said that word and it was just too cute. she's a long way from wanting to be called jennifer ;) but i can wait for her to grow up :)
How cute! That made me smile! Thanks for sharing!
Your son is going to marry a girl named Candy, just watch. He likes the way it sounds, mom!
Just popping in to say hi:) I've been reading your posts, just haven't felt like commenting much lately:( I'm such a slacker! Soory you didn't find that dream home you've been searching for, but good luck with turning your current home into that dream home! You can do it:)
That is really funny stuff! This is a little repetitive from my blog, but the other morning I was completely out of patience with my son. While I was walking around grumbling about how hard my life is he looked at me and sang, "Happy dirtday to you!" It snapped me out of my bad mood in a hurry.
Thanks for the laugh today!
When my kids are driving me nuts I try clicking my slippers together to escape too...but usually I just get looked at weird.
All I have to say to you is this:
They are SO FLIPPING cute when they are young and then they grow up to be 10 like my girl. Eeek!
LAst week she loved violet. So this week I bought her a violet shirt and she hates violet now.
I have no deep thoughts for today - oh yes wait - I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough and Gosh Darn It, People Like Me!
Cole has really thought through the man on the moon thing. I can see that he's going to be one of those kids that writes an Oscar winning movie in just one day!
I'm disappointed that sparkly shoes don't take me anywhere either.
I love this, it is so funny. I am never amazed anymore what they come up..I just write it down to share someday with them :)
I love how Bella tells how many kids are in your family that is so funny and the fart thing..kids are so funny about the whole bodily function thing and also SOOO gross.
As for the Mac and Cheese...velveeta is a real food group in our house as well :)
They are too sweet, I just love children's random thoughts.
My Deep Thought is: why when I am watching biggest loser am I so tempted to make a big bowl of ice cream or popcorn????
Wait? Velveeta isn't real cheese????
Those were cute!
Velveeta is REAL cheese in our house, too! And it makes the best maccaroni (or maccis, as we call them) and cheese. MMmmmm, now I want some!
I love listening to kids. They have a wonderful outlook on things and just tell you how it is! Those were great, thanks for sharing!!
They are just sooooo cute, smart, and witty!!!!
LOL @ the Velveeta cheese!!!
That is funny! My kids are always saying some pretty funny stuff too. Gotta love them! :)
HA! I love the man in the moon comment!
I have an award for you today!
I love those! I love how Cole said Bella farts and blames him. TYpical! =)
Hope everything is going well!!!
too cute!
Jennifer... Too Funny ....LOL
I love the farting comments from both of them. That is so funny:)
Helene thank you SO MUCh for posting about the photo contest on your blog. You are just plain awesome! Also- tell Jennifer I really liked her list.
Could it be that Cole is hearing Bella fart at night????
You know that Cole is going to grow up and marry a stripper named Candy, right?
This cracked me up as always! Do you have to write this down or do you have an amazing memory?
Didn't anyone have a deep thought of the day?
Mine is ... Stop messing with the time ... why are we still changing the clocks forward and back?
That's about as deep as I get.
I'm still a fan of the farting Bella ... her and I would get along great ...
Please tell me that Bella learned "rojo" from watching Dora. Because if you are teaching two sets of twins foreign languages/to be bilingual, I think we maybe can't be friends anymore.
My girls also have several favorite colors.
And I love that you use Velveeta! WOOHOOO!
My youngest had those sparkly red shoes too, but no matter how much I tried, I could not cram them onto my feet and click the heels together.
Ha! Deep thoughts!? I love "I wish people just call me Bella... Or Jennifer??? Ha! Is Jennifer her middle name?
Those are so cute! You are going to be so glad that you have written all this down one day!
Those are so cute! You are going to be so glad that you have written all this down one day!
Those two are just so funny. You'll be so happy you recorded all these quotes down when they get older and you can all look back and laugh.
or Jennifer? WTH?
No babies for Bella, got it. :)
Kids are great! I've been meaning to get hopping on documenting some of the things mine says. Love the man on the moon comment :)
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