I know some of you may look at the following pictures and think, “Poor Tim!! He just doesn’t know when to back off”…
As often as I’ve fantasized about slamming a frying pan against his head, I can’t claim this damage, people.
Apparently, Tim’s idea of playing keeper in soccer is to catch the ball…flying towards him at 60 mph…with his face.
Don’t you just love his expression in the first picture? I had just asked him, “Holy crap, did it hurt?”
He answered, “Uh, yeah…it hurt pretty bad.”
But you know me… I always have to one-up him.
Taunting him, I responded, “Yeah, but probably not as bad as the recovery from two c-sections, in which a doctor sliced your abdomen open with a razor-sharp scalpel and ripped two human beings from your belly both times…
…and every time you sneezed, laughed or coughed, it felt like your intestines were going to burst through the incision site. I’ll tell you, though, you’d never take being able to get up out of bed easily for granted again after having had a c-section”.
Tim rolled his eyes…. well, his one good eye, anyway.
Then I said, “I hope you don’t mind but I absolutely HAVE to put a picture of you on my blog…you know, for memory’s sake and all”.
He continued eating his dinner and answered, “But of course…the blog. How could you not?”
Have I mentioned how much I love my sweet, understanding husband…willing to put himself out there in all his black-and-blue glory just for your entertainment?!
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