I'm sure you'll work something out with the twins teachers... hope the start of the school year goes smoothly!
Mmm, I'll take Oreos any day.You're going to have to clone yourself, obviously.
Don't deny the wine! That's so mean!The different classroom thing is a PITA...I'm sure this isn't the first time they've dealt with twins...so annoying. The good thing is that, if they're a school that has their $hi+ together, the classrooms should operate on basically the same principles/schedule.The bra thing would make a really cute picture!
May you and your love be united soon. As it is 10 pm for me, I am savouring the company of mine right now--My Prince Chardonnay.
Oh baby, do I hear the back to school bells ringin'???Have fun, I'm sure it's gonna be a great year for you all.God bless ya sweetie and enjoy your day!!! :o)
Hilarious! I think I would rather go for the wine as well!Every time my daughter asks me to play while I am doing housework, she suggests we get another mommy so that mommy can clean and I can play all day. If she only knew...
I guess I should be super grateful for when my husband farts, he doesn't do that!
I love that even in post-it note form you are making me hold my side in laughter. I adore your blog.
Two different orientations at the same time? They really didn't think that through at all.
Why do men do that kind of thing and then wonder why you don't want to jump right into bed with them?! Sometimes laughter is a turn on, but really do they think sometimes? :)Hope the school year goes much more smoothly than orientation. And good luck with potty training. Here's wishes that he gets the hang of it quickly!
You are funny. Thanks - I needed that.
Too funny about the bras :) Have a great Tuesday!http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/08/blogapalooza-and-good-bye-to-zsa-zsa/
These are great Helene and so darn funny!!!I love the one to your husband if only they would pay attention!!The one about Bella and bra's sounds just like my Avery!!! I guess we always long for what we do not have :)I am looking forward to hearing what you have to say about having the twins in two different classes throughout the year and if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
I love your post its! so funny!
You are the Best:) Put a Smile on my Face ..Im 31 weeks Pg and I miss my Wine too!!
sadly, my bras probably would fit my 6 year old niece.
Omg, you got me laughing so hard.I just love your kids. They are such a hoot.Can't believe school split the twins. How crazy is that?
I'm curious...do you do the "Barbie voices" too? I remember having to "talk" like Barbie. If so, you can just tell Bella that Barbie is sick and needs some rest. Better yet, Barbie needs a glass of wine and some quiet time.
Would love to be a fly on the wall at your house!!
LOL! I'm needing some Oreos right now!That's a bummer about the kids being in different rooms and them expecting you to go to both, how goofy!
So cute that your daughter is trying on your bras!
I can't have the wine but I'll gladly take the oreos!
Hahahahaha! There were so many good notes I can't comment on them all, but I will shoot for a few. The one about the husband and farts, seriously, what is up with that? At least you can take comfort knowing pretty much every man on the planet does something like that. Second, I laughed so hard at the one about your son wearing his sister's clothes. Finally, I would love to know what you think about having your twins in different classes. I haven't decided (I guess we still have plenty of time) what I want to do about that.
Oh My God.At least Tim doesn't say to you "I hope your mouth wasn't open.'Cause that fart was JUICY!"That's what I live with, and the kids are starting to say it too.*GAG*
What you mean you cant be in two places at once? The horror!
Great post it notes today. I hear ya!
OMG - I love this idea! I may just have to do one of these!
Sounds like you need some clone juice! I better not let my husband read what Tim says....or else I might have to start hearing it!
Oh I love you Post It's, you make made my evening, so funnyhttp://mommyhood2003.blogspot.com
You do know that Landon wearing Bella's clothes and Bella wearing your bras would be the most awesome blackmail photos ever, right? Think about it...ten...twelve years from now...what are you waiting for? SNAP TO IT, SISTER!!! :)
OMG, you are so funny. I like your post it note.
You are a hoot! Naming his farts!
The "wearing your sister's clothes" cracked me up...so much so that I almost spit wine out of my nose! And I think you understand that it is almost sacreligious to spit out wine!
Don't worry about Landon. He'll grow out of it. Probably.
Well crap. Now I'll be telling every fart I hear "Hello."
HA! I love this post. :)
I hope you get your whole school situation figured out. It must be frustrating to have them in separate classes. But I know that elementary schools separate twins all the time, so there has to be a way for you to be able to attend all the events, or take turns between the two. Good luck!
I never even considered the whole-"if twins are in different classes-you will have different activities to attend" thing. Good to know. Sorry your principle put them in different classes-that really sucks for you! On the plus side-I haven't read you blog for awhile but I am LOVING the "post it note Tuesday"!
Wow...so funny. I wish I could do post its like this. Most of the time my thoughts stay in my head and never get out. Good thing though...
*LOL* okay I have that problem with O too. He likes to wear the girls dress up clothes. course all he has is one cowboy outfit we just got him so..... I'd take oreos over wine. You can eat them anytime whereas the wine you have to wait till say after 4 unless I wanted my neighbours to start worrying about me. ;)
Lock yourself in the pantry with the oreos and the wine! The rest will take care of themselves :)
"greeting" farts? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. omg. so many of these cracked me up.
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