Garrett: Mommy, are we on earth?
Me: Well, I am...I don't know where you are.
Cole: Bella, give me that piece of paper over there or I'm not gonna draw with you anymore.
Me: Cole, do you realize you'd catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
Cole: WHAT?! Who said anything about catching flies. Plus I don't even know what vinegar is.
Me: Life lessons are totally lost on you guys.
Cole: Try speaking regular next time and less about life.
Landon: Mommy, get me some more milk.
Me: Uh, manners? Do I look like your personal maid?
Bella: Mommy, you probably would look like his personal maid if you smiled when you got him his milk.
Landon: Do we have "doctor" today?
Me: The doctor? No, you're not doing to the doctor today.
Landon: NOOOO, doctor! Do we have doctor today?
Me: NO, you're not going to the doctor.
Landon (becoming even more frustrated): No, not doctor. DOCTOR!! Do we have DOCTOR today?
Me: Landon, I'm sorry. I don't understand what you're saying.
Landon: Garrett, tell Mommy what I'm saying.
Garrett: Oh, he wants to know if we have soccer today.
Me: Geez, you could've saved everyone a bunch of frustration if you had translated a little sooner!
Me: Bella, who's your best friend?
Bella: Why do you always have to ask me that? You are my best friend. You know that. But I also have other best friends, too.
Me: Why can't I be your only best friend?
Bella: Mommy, don't be selfish. You have to share me with the world.
43 comments:
LOL! The soccer/doctor one totally cracked me up because I can never understand what Quinn is saying either.
Haha! They say the best stuff! Love it!
They are very funny! I didn't get the doctor/soccer one and I'm a professional. (speech therapist)
Aw those are adorable. It is so fun to hear what our kids say. They're so honest.
Your kids are hilarious! Of course you can't be her only best friend..you have to share her with the world! Priceless!
Your kiddo's are so adorable! I love the things that they come up with!
Great post and what a great meme!
gotta love bella's "mommy don't be selfish"
Your kids are so smart! Love the one about looking like a real maid if you were smiling while serving them! Get on that woman, smile when you're at their beck and call!
Oh those just made my day! I love conversations of children and those are priceless. I hope you keep a journal.
"Try speaking regular next time and less about life." Oh my! Too cute.
Ally
I love, love the things your kids say!
Oh so cute! You need to post these more often!! Your kids crack me up.
Your children are HYSTERICAL! These were all so funny I can not pick a favorite. Thanks - I really needed that laugh today.
You just crack me up. I was clueless about the doctor/soccer dilemma but as always it's that Bella who takes the cake. Little does she know you are already sharin' her with the world.
God bless ya and have a marvelous day sweetie!!!
Ah, childhood wisdom. You know, we could always stick a video camera in your kids' rooms and my kids' room, and make a killing on a reality show.
That is so cute! Your kids are adorable. I love reading their quotes.
sooo cute, i look forward to having those convos with my son one day
Your kids are hilarious!
Uh, oh, is Bella the next Lindsay Lohan?
LOL...I used (and sometimes still do) have Sarah translate everything Zach said because I didn't understand him.
i love your kids, and i've never even met them before.
Mommy, you probably would look like his personal maid if you smiled when you got him his milk.
Mommy, don't be selfish. You have to share me with the world.
I love Bella.
That is so cute that Garrett can translate for Landon.
Too funny about sharing Bella with the world!
those children are just way too cute..
Okay, not only are your kids hilarious but you are too girl! LOL "I am. I don't know where you are."
Oh, those kids are so freakin' smart, mama!
Tell Bella the rest of us are very thankful that you ARE sharing her with the world, because that child just flat cracks me up!!
LOL "are we on earth"? LOL Lilly and I have the same conversation with if we know English or not.
Those are so hysterical! Love the "smile" one! :)
Your kids crack me up!
This is the 2nd time I've heard of the Say What Wednesday theme. If I can ever get organized, I may have to join in!
LOVE the doctor/soccer one!! And I gotta clap in appreciation for the awesome sarcastic Earth response!! Hive-fivin' ya from across the country on that one!
Thank you for playing along today - you made me snort out loud (stuffy today so snorting is a regular occurence)
Love it! You have the funniest kids and I know where they got it from. : )
LOVE it!! :)
OMG, you need to do this more often. They are so funny. I like the personal maid and the best friend,LOL!!
I love how you need to start talking "regular." DUH, MOM!!!
Out of the mouth of babes. Oh may that is just too funny. I love the life lessons one.
Found you via Making It Happen and am here to stay.
"Try speaking regular next time and less about life.".OMG. That is the BEST! :)
They are so cute! So, does Garrett translate for Landon very often?
OH Helene, these are priceless. I love how Garrett translated for Landon..I see this in our future as well with Kaylee and Avery.
The conversation with Bella about best friends is so funny and so sweet. I love that you share these on your blog because someday you can share them with them and they will laugh of that I guarnatee.
Sharing Bella with the world, huh? Sounds like you've got a diva on your hands... LOL
Ahh, I love it! It's so amazing how their little minds work- you just never know what is going to come out of their mouths (or when!!).
Tell Bella that you ARE sharing her with the world... that you write about her on your blog.
I wonder if she'll demand now to be featured in 99.9% of your blog posts hence though... :)
I love reading about your kids!
For real. We have a 30 minute convo before somebody translates!
I have to tell you, it frustrates me sometimes that my son can understand exactly what my daughter is saying 100% of the time, and 85% of the time I am clueless.
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