It's been awhile since I've done an "Interview with the Experts". Cole and Bella have been quite busy these last few months....you know, 1st grade isn't exactly a piece of cake like kindergarten was.
However, they were generous enough to sit down with me for a few minutes the other evening and do an interview, provided they be allowed to decide on the topic.
So here is the newest Interview with the Experts: The Thanksgiving Edition...courtesy of Cole and Bella.
1) Where did the idea of Thanksgiving come from?
Cole: The pilgrims caught a turkey and roasted it.
Bella: First, the two groups lived on land. And the first two groups were the Pilgrims and the Indians.
2) What did the Pilgrims look like?
Cole: They looked like Indians. I think.
Bella: They look like persons. They didn’t give food to the Indians. And they weren’t respectful. And it's not "Pilgrims", it's "Pilgrahams".
3) What did the Indians look like?
Cole: I don’t know but I do know they liked feathers.
Bella: They had a vest and they had tan skin.
4) What did the Pilgrims do when they saw the Indians?
Cole: They hided their stuff so it wouldn’t get stolen. All the dinosaurs were there before the people.
Bella: Hided the food so the Indians wouldn’t get it and people came out, a lot of people who weren’t alive.
5) Where did the Pilgrims and Indians live?
Cole: In a little city near Star Wars.
Bella: They lived in a trailer in the city somewhere.
6) Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Cole: Because it has chicken in it and it’s good.
Bella: Because it’s healthy for you. And it is has a wishbone in the neck that you can break in half for good luck. It doesn't count though if you get the short part because that means someone cheated. COLE!
Cole: I don't cheat. It's not my fault you don't have any luck.
7) Why do families get together on Thanksgiving?
Cole: Because it’s beautiful and you take out a lot of food and forks and spoons and plates, and mashed potatoes.
Bella: Because they want to eat stuffing and chicken. And you get to have peace and quiet when you get together because everyone’s respectful.
8) What should kids be thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Cole: For their aunties and uncles, and moms and their teachers and their dads and grandpa and nannies.
Bella: They should be thankful for their turkey, say thank you to their mom and dad. Mostly to your mom again because your mom invited some people over for Thanksgiving and made a nice dinner.
Cole: Yeah, our dad can't cook. He can make macaroni and cheese from a box but that's it.
Bella: We would starve if our mom didn't cook dinner on Thanksgiving. And then it wouldn't be a fun holiday.
9) What are YOU most thankful for?
Cole: My mom and dad and for dessert. Oh and my brothers. And Domo and Mario.
Bella: The Thankful tree, my cake that my mom made and my turkey and my stuffing, my family and the city.
10) Describe what a traditional Thanksgiving table looks like.
Cole: Well, first of all, it has to be brown, like our dining room table. It’s decorated with plates, forks, spoons and beer and juice and chocolate milk. There has to be decorations, too. Like stuff your kids make at school. Don't throw that stuff away because we worked hard on it.
Bella: You have to have placemats so everyone knows where to sit but cats aren’t allowed because they aren’t decorations.
Cole: Huh? Cats can't come to the table.
Bella: I know. I just said that! HELLO!
11) What should people do the day after Thanksgiving?
Cole: Put their Christmas tree up and decorate it and try not to break any of the ornaments. And make decorations. We usually watch our dad take all the decorations out of the garage. It's a big mess in there so it usually takes him awhile.
Bella: They should shop for Christmas presents for their kids because it’s almost Christmas. Santa usually gets the presents but he lets parents buy presents too because we deserve it. God is always watching you and so are the elves.
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