Tuesday, November 15, 2011

More memorable conversations...

Cole: Mommy, when are you going to die?
Me: Not for a very long time.
Cole: Does everyone die?
Me: Yes, when we're old and gray.
Cole: How will I know when you die?
Bella: You won't even notice when she dies.
Me: Really? Why's that?
Bella: Because we'll still have pictures of you to look at so it won't be like you're really dead.



Garrett: Landon, if I give you one of my butter cups, will you be my best friend?
Landon:  Yeah.
Garrett:  Okay, you can have one.  But you have to be my best friend, okay?
Landon:  Alright, but then you have to give me another one if you want me to be your best friend again in a couple hours.

Apparently, friendship CAN be bought...but only for a couple hours.


Me:  Cole, how come every time you poop, you manage to clog the toilet?
Cole:  I dunno, probably cuz my poop has metal in it.

Is that a slam somehow against my cooking?!


Bella:  Cole, no kissing anyone until after you're married.
Cole:  That's not the order.
Bella:  Yeah, it is.  Remember it's college, career, marriage and then kids.
Cole:  No, after marriage is death.
Bella:  No, it's not!
Cole:  For me it is!

Spoken like a true male.


Landon:  Mommy, I want to marry you.
Me:  Awww, that's sweet but you can't marry me.  I'm already married to Daddy.
Landon:  That's okay.  He won't care.
Me:  You think?
Landon:  He doesn't even listen to you when you talk to him.

Well, he does have a point.


Bella:  Hey Mommy, we're coming up with a plan to trap Santa when he comes to our house on Christmas Eve.
Me:  Really?
Bella:  Yeah, we're gonna ask him if he's real.
Me:  Uh, pardon my stupidity but if you're able to trap him, doesn't that already tell you that he's real?
Bella:  (sighing)  It could be an elf, covering for Santa.
Me:  Oh, I see.
Bella (to Garrett, who merely shrugged his shoulders):  Why do parents think they know everything when it's obvious they really don't know anything?

No matter how hard we try, they always have to one-up us.

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Singedwingangel said...

bwhahahah I love their conversations. I think each of my boys said they wanted to marry me when they got old enough. Their excuse was Daddy wouldn't notice because he worked 3rd shift and slept all day.

HoneyDame said...

ROTFLMAO...... my sides are in stitches...can u tell me where you got these kids from? I will like to go there when I am ready for mine too!!

Di said...

Now those are some smart kids! I love it!

Cindy said...

I love when you post these conversation snippets. Your kids are too funny.

Lisa said...

Fantastic. I love the one about your husband not listening to you...maybe once my kids can pick up on that he will actually believe it. :)

Barbara said...

These are too funny! You should be glad you are writing them down. I love the one about being your friend for candy. Is that all it takes?

Heather said...

Your kids are hilarious! I can't believe they are trying to trap Santa :)

Eva Gallant said...

You have the brightest, funniest kids!

Eva Gallant said...

You have the brightest, funniest kids!

Brooke said...

that's awesome! she really does think she's got it all figure out re: Santa doesn't she?? :)

Natalie said...

These are so awesome!! I need to start writing these convos down - I always forget them after they happen but it would be funny to share ;)

Sela Toki said...

Cute, cute, cute. I love when you post the conversations with the children. Hilarious. My favorite is the metal poop! Haaaaa

Kristina P. said...

Oh, good. I can replace my husband with his picture.

Anonymous said...

Ah...some of life's "little moments"! Thanks for sharing :)

Nezzy said...

Couple hours??? Golly gee, a friendship doesn't last very long anymore! Heeehehehe!

I love your kiddos...they always leave me laughin'!!! :o)

God bless and have a marvelous day. I have a feelin' ya'll never lack for entertainment!!!

Cascia Talbert said...

Your kids are so cute! I love reading the conversations you have with them. Priceless!

Jenny said...

Your kids are so funny. I always enjoy Abby's conversations, so it must be really entertaining to have 4 little conversations going!

Samantha said...

Love those last two...made me giggle :) Kids, can't live with them...can't live without them.

"Cottage By The Sea" said...

Love these conversations! It's so great that you record them (so after you're dead they won't forget) hahaha. My sons never asked to marry me but one of them used to lock the front door and stand arms splayed out keeping it secure as he yelled to his dad on the other side, "you tant tome in, you not the mommy." Even I felt sorry for my husband at that point!

Pearl said...

Those kids are hilarious.

I love the innocence of children's dialogue...


Jen said...

Your kids are just so cute. I love how kids talk to each other.

Sarah said...

I love the kid-logic. So funny!

Rhiannon said...

LMAO!! I need another one stat! i cant wait to hear this stuff... i already trip out with my son!

myinnerchick.com said...

**I dunno, probably cuz my poop has metal in it.**

Thanks for the SMILE :)))

Shell said...

They are too smart for their own good!

Emmy said...

Okay I can't decide which is my favorite- so funny. Though don't worry I am sure they would miss you. And the daddy not listening- have to tell your husband that one when there is something you want so he feels guilty ;)

Karen and Gerard said...

These are so funny that I tweeted this and google+1'd it so I can easily look at them again when I need a laugh. Cole really cracks me up!

MandyE (Twin Trials and Triumphs) said...

These kids of yours are freakishly smart, Helene...you've gotta laugh at some of the points they make! :)

...and I always remind myself, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. (Thanks, Jimmy!)

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

You're going to need an infrared cam so you can capture Operation Santa Capture.

KSK said...

These are hysterical!!!! :)

blueviolet said...

Love the comment about marriage!

Uche (@UcheAnne) said...

:-) This is so cute.

One of the most delightful things about kids is their honesty, even though it can bite sometimes.

Missy said...

You are going to have a gooooooood time when these 4 are teens!

Kristy said...

Cole has super hero poop. That must be the answer.

Karen Peterson said...

Your kids make me happy. I need to come up and visit.

Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 said...

The Landon convo is my fave...he DOES have a point! Too bad Matt doesn't listen to me either or I'd have a built-in replacement!

Twins Squared said...

Cute! These brought a smile to my face this morning.

I figure that if the children are alive when my husband gets home at the end of the day, I've done my job.

----Roseanne Barr

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